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Strip 1:

Panel 1:

ELLIE: Have fun watching your football game!
GRAHAM: Yeah, I hope my team scores...all the...home runs...
GRAHAM: Bye!

Panel 2:

JOANN: Home runs?
ELLIE: I don't know, guys, I'm really worried. He keeps saying he's going out to "watch the football game," but it's not even football SEASON.

Panel 3:
MARIE: Do you think he's cheating on you or something?
ELLIE: I don't think so. I'm just scared that I don't know.

Panel 4:
CAM: What if he's BATMAN?!
ELLIE: That's your answer for everything.
CAM: That's because it always makes sense!