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Panel 1:

CAM: Fact: Ryan Gosling is gorgeous. Fact: he's a knitter! Fact: his name also means "baby goose" and those are adorable.

Panel 2:
CAM: It's settled: he's the perfect guy.
JOANN: Eh, not for me.

Panel 3:
PENNY: Plus, he's actually a good actor!
JOANN: Wasn't he in "Young Hercules?" Tell me you don't love him so much you own THAT.

Panel 4:
CAM: (embarrassed) That one's just for the REALLY lonely nights.