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Panel 1:

CAM: And we need to get chairs, and some food...
ELLIE: You know, planning this fiber group meetup is getting me all nostalgic for planning my wedding...

Panel 2:
ELLIE: Except that nobody's getting married, of course.
CAM: Hey! I got ordained on the internet! I could marry someone there if I wanted to!


Panel 3:
ELLIE: Now, now, don't go abusing your power.


Panel 4:

CAM: Bam! You're married to Zimmer now. He's your cat husband. For sassing me.
ELLIE: (faux-sad) Oh no...